hunting knives, belt buckleMy friend is turning 26 at the end of next week. He is an outdoorsman, drives a lifted pickup truck around the many small luxury sedans in Los Angeles and would love a hunting knives gift for his birthday. That is just too easy. My plan started out in search of buck knives, which brought me to the Jewelry Tack Room at http://www.jewelrytackroom.com/. There is where my birthday present turned from something he would get use out of into a gag gift. He’ll understand…I hope. Either way it is going to be funny.

 Like I said my buddy is a pretty manly guy. He even likes to ride his cruiser motorcycle. The one thing in his life that makes him look like a little girl is his dog. Or I should say the dog he bought for his now ex-girlfriend. Don’t ask me how he got talked into coughing up the cash for a miniature Yorkie. When she left, he tried to give the dog to her but she couldn’t afford to take care of him. He had no choice but to keep the fur ball. Somewhere in his closet are even a couple of outfits his girlfriend emasculated this little dog with. Picture a dog that looks exactly like the one in the face of the Puppy Watch Yorkie(Pack of 1) pictured above wearing a bright yellow rain slicker. It makes me laugh just thinking about it. This is the watch he’s getting instead of hunting knives. My friend deep down really likes this dog but it has been a source of constant jokes for us. This dog is not much bigger than a shoe. I have seen cats scare him half to death. The few times I’ve had to take this little guy out for a walk it literally felt like a kitten was on the leash next to me. The redeeming factor about this dog is he never barks. And the few times he has barked it sounds weird because he doesn’t really know how.

Who needs cool hunting knives with a watch like this? I’m going to at least make my buddy put it on and get a few pictures. Even though I’m opting out of the buck knives or a belt buckle he has had his eye on, I’m sure someone will get him a serious gift. That person just won’t be me. If I could find cowboy boots with a Yorkie pictured on the side or belt buckle with a furry Yorkie face that would be even better